Tree bashing with Pinky

It’s been a sad and lonely boredom filled two week period here at UNUSUALS with Pinky missing. We have had long days and even longer nights of absolutely no trouble, no stress, no fun! Hard times call for new methods…so we started connecting to the higher & holy spheres. Praying! Praying to the lord above to send us back that reckless little beast!!

So we where happy to get some Pinky-News from Amsterdam on our tables. Some caught-in-the-act pics by Werner Damen, director at one of Amsterdam’s creative hot spots: Suikerdepot.

We are not sure what to make of them. They are not what we naively hoped they would be: all spiced up & sexed up; red light district & coffee shop drama, the kind of stuff that makes high quality bribing material. Instead,  it’s got a midget sized, brown and furry bear-like creature in beachwear, chilling in a tree of Suikerdepot’s backyard. Cute, dreamy and blurry. Pictures in the style and colors of a Ryan McGinley. Pictures that would make a great ad. But heck, that ain’t no full-on bribing material.

ps. should  witnessing tiny tree-bashing cross dressers be one of your ‘every day experiences’, we strongly advise you have the THC – level in your blood checked!!!